Something is troubling me.  In the grand scheme of things, I know that it's not that important but hey, most things that bother me aren't.  It's a certain look that's most prevalent at the moment amongst girls and women.  I suspect it comes from TOWIE but seeing as I don't watch it, I can't be entirely sure.  Scouse brows, hair extensions, fake looking nail extensions, madly out of proportion breast implants, fake tans, massive tattoos, lined lips and I think probably the biggest offender in my book, the false eyelashes closely resembling fat furry caterpillars, glued on badly.  I know that there are lots of different looks sported at the moment and thank Christ for that, but this one's out there.  And I can see it.  ALOT.  What confuses me about this look the most is that over the years, a lot of looks have come and gone and we looked completely unattractive with some of them, remembering the punk years here, but the intention was never to look sexy with that particular one whereas this is meant to be an overtly sexy look, at least I think it is.  Jury's out on that one.  I mean is it, have I got it all wrong?  Are there men all over the land thinking 'wow, I can't wait to run my hands all over that', or is it that men are thinking 'well, it's that or nothing'?  If I was a bloke, I think I'd be declaring my celibacy right now.  Or considering men.