Just given a cursory glance at Daily Mail online, my guilty secret and I have to fucking seriously wean myself off that one.  Looking at Kaley Cuoco, Penny from the Big Bang Theory, current shots for FHM or Esquire, whichever.  Nothing particularly provocative, but sexy lingerie shots nonetheless.  Before anyone shoots me, yeah I know, it's her right, she has chosen, blah blah blah, but, I am saddened that this is where we are.  Is this how far we have come?  She is a talented comedic actress who has surely proved this, why oh why are women still feeling the need or pressured to participate in these sorts of photo shoots?

I was waltzing round the supermarket when I stumbled upon what looked like an extremely burnt loaf of bread.  Upon closer inspection, it was being sold as 'well fired loaf '.  I think we can now safely assume that the world of supermarkets has gone completely mad.  I can't help thinking that they burnt a batch of loaves and thought, 'hmmm, sure we can print up a load of labels and sell these to the middle classes as flash bread'.  Jeeze!

I am constantly re-arranging my house, the current one anyway.  Often wondered 'what's that about?'.  Recently had a light bulb moment.  I think, because I cannot get my body to really look the way I would like it to, because no amount of diet, exercise and surgery is going to alter my basic body type, I continuously try to get my house to look the way I want.  Trouble is, I'm failing with that too because I am trying to work with a house that is a different shape to the one I like.  Today I realised, that my deep bay windows that I detest are the round curves of my body that I wish were smaller.  Freaking hell, I should have been a psychologist.  Either that or get me to one pronto!