I finally caved in.  After months of walking past it in the supermarket, picking it up, putting it down, thinking 'this is a fucking ridiculous thing to be eating', it came home with me yesterday.  Yep, you know what I'm talking about.  That new spread that is basically, well, crushed biscuits in sweet butter.  I kept looking at it and kept thinking 'this is just wrong'.  Have we run out of things to eat, have we completely exhausted all possibilities.  Was jam, honey, peanut butter, marmite, fish paste, marmalade and sandwich spread  just not enough for us?  Did someone in marketing have a light bulb moment, 'I know what no-one's thought of yet, let's crush biscuits in butter because peoples arteries haven't quite furred up enough yet, there's still room for more damage'.  But in case anyone's wondering.  Sadly, it was yum!