One day, I am going to rent a room on the beach in Stoupa in Greece for 3 months.  I am going to swim in the sea, read, listen to local radio, eat from the bakery, drink frappes during the day and drink chilled wine in the tavernas in the evening.  I am going to lie in the sun and let my skin get brown and leathery and my hair go wild and white and live in a strapless cheesecloth dress with no bra and take the risk of my tits dropping to my knees and not give a shit because if I have made it to then, I would quite frankly, have seriously earnt the right.